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Combing the desert for artifacts. DFIR & eDiscovery. Named after a Spaceballs bit.

STATUS:COMBING THE DESERT
SCHWARTZ:STRONG
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DFIR & eDiscovery. Forensic image acquisition, evidence processing, and automation workflows. Making sure data gets from raw disk to actionable output without losing integrity along the way.

Spending a lot of time building automation pipelines for forensic processing — scripting the repetitive stuff, reducing manual touchpoints. Also running a homelab that’s probably overkill, and maintaining a Spaceballs rewatch count that is not up for discussion.

The domain name is a Spaceballs reference. That should tell you everything you need to know about the vibe here.

■ Site Dossier
DOMAINDFIR & eDiscovery
FOCUSForensic Imaging · Processing Pipelines · Automation
STACKSplunk · YARA · Axiom · Purview · Defender
INFRAUbiquiti · Hyper-V · Docker · Wazuh · Tailscale
INTERESTSHardware · 3D Print · Drones · Tinkering · Spaceballs
SCHWARTZStrong
EXH-001ACTIVE

Forensic Imaging & Processing

Forensic image acquisition, evidence processing, Splunk-driven triage, and eDiscovery workflows. Making sure data goes from raw disk to actionable output without losing chain of custody along the way.

Axiom Splunk Purview Defender
Classification: PROFESSIONAL Comb: FINE-TOOTH
EXH-002BUILDING

Automation & Pipeline Engineering

Building automation workflows for forensic processing — scripting the repetitive stuff, reducing manual touchpoints, and chipping away at production readiness. The pipeline is close. The pipeline is always close.

Python PowerShell Bash Automation
Classification: WORKFLOW ETA: ALMOST PROD (I SWEAR)
EXH-003ACTIVE

Homelab & Cyber Range

A rack that's probably overkill for one person. Full network stack, virtualized servers, Docker containers, a SIEM, and a mesh VPN. Part learning environment, part cyber range, part "I needed more blinky lights."

Ubiquiti Docker Wazuh Tailscale Hyper-V
Classification: INFRASTRUCTURE Speed: LUDICROUS
EXH-004THE SCHWARTZ

Beyond the Blast Radius

Hardware teardowns. 3D printing projects. Drones. An unreasonable number of Spaceballs rewatches. The kind of brain that treats hobbies like engineering problems — because apparently that mode doesn't have an off switch.

Spaceballs Hardware 3D Print Drones Tinkering
Classification: PERSONAL Rewatch Count:
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